Static Hoodie
Static Hoodie
Couldn't load pickup availability
Engineered for those who move different, the Warped Hoody is a heavyweight statement piece clocking in at over 400gsm. Crafted from 100% premium cotton, it’s garment-washed for a lived-in feel with a raw, street-tough edge.
Front and centre, the bold ‘Warped’ embroidery breaks the mold—intentionally distorted, impossible to ignore. Finished with signature embroidery hits on the hood and sleeve, it’s all in the detail.
Oversized. Heavyweight. Unapologetically real. Whether you’re pushing pavement or posted up, the Warped Hoody delivers comfort, style, and presence in one brutalist package.
Key Features
Key Features
100% heavyweight cotton (400gsm+)
Garment-washed for a vintage look and soft hand feel
Oversized fit for a relaxed streetwear silhouette
Front “Warped” embroidery
Signature embroidery on hood and sleeve
Designed for urban wear, skate, and elevated street style







